18 August 2009

Just For Laughs...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all



LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next".. They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals


p/s fifie nk ulas ckit pasal shopping math 2.. hehehe, i think it is very true though! yg nie, ikut experience dalam family sendiri, cz ayah sy jns yg x ksh sgt psl duit.. krenye, my dad mmg jns yg x pandai tawar-menawar sume nie.. klu die da suka 1 bda tu, die still akan bayar bda 2 wpn agak mahal dr biasa.. yg my mum plak mmg jns cerewet gle.. klu ley xske nk membazir2 duit.. lg murah, lg die ske.. (tgh fikir, husband sy in future cmne ek?) heeee~ :)

psl general eqn and statistics plak, mmg kelakar sgt2.. hehehe! btul ke pmpn yg berjaya adalah pmpn yg ley cari husband loaded nih? uhuk uhuk.. klu sendiri yg kaya, mknenye x berjaya la? hahaha! what the fish?? =p



then, last sekali psl discussion techniques.. hehehe, pmpn biasanya mmg xde kuasa veto dalam satu2 perbincangan.. and for me personally, i would like my husband to know how to control me.. cz it proves that he is not weak and he has the leadership criteria i always wanted in a man.. tp pmpn ni egonye kadang2 sukar djangka.. klu korang (lelaki) da bg kata putus dalam perbincangan 2, stick with that, really.. dan xyh nk ungkit lg bda 2, cz takut2 nti perbincangan jd sesi bercakaran.. uhuk uhuk.. =p

ok korang, 2 jew yg fifie rajin nk ulaskan dgn korang kali ni.. hari ni agak malas je rse2, hikhik! plz drop in comments yea? salam... :)

2 comments:

DilOt said...

dilot kadang2..xkesah harga tu brape..kalau dah minat sgt..mmg amik je ..hehe...

cari husband loaded??ayyoooo....

Fifie Ierina said...

hye dilot..

hahaha, aah betul 2.. tp sy nie jns yg berkira kut klu berbelanja.. depends jge la, susah nk cakap :P

husband loaded itu satu kemestian.. hahaha! (men2 jela) :)

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