The Men's Rules...

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down..
Finally , the guys' side of the story.. We always hear "the rules"
from the female side.. Now here are the rules from the male side

These are our rules! Please note..
Pay careful attention to the ones in bold



Men are NOT mind readers..
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE )

Learn to work the toilet seat..
You're a big girl.. If it's up, put it down..
We need it up, you need it down..
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down..

Sunday sports, it's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.. Let it be..

Crying is a blackmail..

Ask for what you want.. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle (difficult to understand) hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious (clear) hints do not work!
Just tell us what you want!

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.. That's what we do..
Sympathy is what your gurlfriends are for..

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible (not allowable) in an argument..
In fact, all comments become Null (not significant) and Void (useless) after 7 Days..

If you think you're fat, you probably are.. Don't ask us..

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you feel sad or angry, we meant the other one..

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done..
Not both.. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself..

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. because we don't disturb you while you are watching your soaps and serials..

Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we..

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings..
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour.. Pumpkin is also a fruit.. We have no idea what mauve is..

If it itches (irritation on skin), it will be scratched.. We all do that..

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle! (fight)

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear..

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.. Really!

Don't ask us what we're thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as racing or football..

You have enough clothes.. You have too many shoes..

I am in a shape.. Round is a shape!

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh

p/s hehehe, fifie copy paste je dr email yg dterima.. kakak angkat yg bg, agak
lme da bda nie tp x forward pn pd org len cz malas.. hikhik! sy sdri yg pmpn ni
harus akui dgn jujur, yg sbnya kami ni mmg complicated kdg2.. e'eh tak, selalu
mungkin? hehehe! =p

to all guys, jgn segan2 tegur kami, klu anda rse kurang senang dgn pe jua yg
kami wat.. pmpn klu marah biasanye die xkn ckp direct die marah, tp die akan
bg kata2 perli yg agak pedas.. dan lelaki yg pick up slow psl bda ni akan wat pmpn
2 tmbh marah (kebiasaannye la).. hehe! pd pmpn gk, perhatian lelaki sgt penting..

ok, fifie nk bg contoh kt cni.. klu pasangan anda jns yg ske bercakap, anda harus
layan die.. klu penat, bgtau die dgn baik yg anda akan cakap dgn die len kali.. pmpn
mdh merajuk klu anda x beri sepenuh perhatian pd pe jua perkara yg die katakan..

len dari tu, pmpn mmg dilahirkan sbg kaum yg kuat berbelanja (mostly la, hehehe)..
tp klu die pakai duit die sendiri, jgn sekat kemahuan die.. anda ley nasihat die dgn
berhikmah, tp anda xley sekat kemahuan die sepenuhnye selagi die x sentuh duit
gaji anda (berbeza pd psgn yg da berkahwin).. faham ke? =p

lg sy nk tambah kt cni.. org pmpn klu sukakan sesuatu dan nk anda belikan utk
die bda 2, die xkn mtk dgn direct.. mgkn die akan ckp die suka.. tp klu anda tye
plak die nk ke tak, mgkn die akan jwb xnk, cz die xnk anda berhabis duit utk die
(non-materialistic type).. especially klu bda yg die ske 2 mahal.. tp percayalah
kaum lelaki sekalian, klu anda belikan bda 2 utk hari istimewa die, die akan jaga
bda 2 sehabis-habis-habis baik... insyaAllah

dan yg plg last sekali sy nk kongsi, wanita sgt faham yg lelaki perlukan waktu utk
bersama dgn kawan2.. mgkn korang ske lepak kt mamak berjam2, wat kegiatan
outdoor cm main futsal @ berblogging 24 jam sehari maybe? hehehe, jgn marah
haaa.. tp orang pmpn ble da sayangkan seseorang 2, die plg ske spent time dgn org
2 aje.. mknenye, kawan2 pmpn die da jd agak kurang penting dlm hidup die.. so,
hargailah hati mreka dan spent quality time especially ble mreka perlukan anda..

p/s mungkin ade yg x betul sy tambah sdri kt cni, krn sume 2 bergantung pd individu..
tp ikhlasnye, pmpn yg baik akan selalu bg yg terbaik dalam satu-satu perhubungan (cm
sy nie, hahaha.. oh! apekah??) so, klu da dapat yg baik 2, jge la dgn sebaik-baiknye k?
ok, sekian perkongsian ttg wanita pd hari ni... salam :)